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[exceptionalthief]

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courier;

[grandtheftequine]

Sometime toward the end of August, Hans will find an elegantly arranged gift basket hand-delivered to him by courier. Within is a tasteful array of artisan snacks and candies; a fine bottle of wine or liquor, or perhaps some gourmet coffee instead; a piece of handcrafted jewelry or small piece of art; and a black leather envelope clutch containing vouchers for various high end restaurants, theaters, entertainment venues, and spas around Maurtia Falls. In fact, everything down to the very basket itself seem to have been manufactured in Maurtia Falls.

A handwritten card accompanies the gifts. It reads:

"Maurtia Falls deserves to be celebrated for the incredible achievements it is already home to. If you believe that imPorts should play our part in elevating one of our Porter cities beyond its reputation, then Logan Delos is the ambassadorial candidate most deserving of your vote."

It's finished with Logan's scrawling signature, and contact information for his campaign, should anyone want to get in touch with him.

text;

[exceptionalthief]

Classy.

I wouldn't have thought you had it in you.

[grandtheftequine]

and why is that?

[exceptionalthief]

Coming from the man who's advertised being horny for robots on the network.

[grandtheftequine]

what, a guy can't have hobbies?

[exceptionalthief]

Classy hobbies are more along the lines of polo or chess.

[grandtheftequine]

polo? seriously?
what is this, 1920?
polo is just an excuse for rich old widows to day drink and ogle the riders

[exceptionalthief]

[1988 actually, as far as he's concerned. Close enough?]

Do I strike you as a rich old drunken widow?

[grandtheftequine]

you didn't, but if you're this enthusiastic about polo i might have to rethink my impression of you

[exceptionalthief]

Knowing the difference between a classy hobby and a fetish does not necessarily equal enthusiasm.

[grandtheftequine]

my point is it's a boring hobby
if you're going to do something with your spare time, it might as well be interesting

[exceptionalthief]

Apparently your point is to undermine any effect your bribe might have had.