exceptionalthief | IC Inbox, MoM

So you might have seen a network post from me recently. It wasn't a trick. I did actually die.

Thankfully, the nanites brought me back.

Hey, Hans. Do you have any plans for this ~~stupid~~ Thanksgiving thing? Holiday?

[ You're like his only friend and he got kicked out of his own house since they are having their own plans and Krennic's not invited. ]

If you don't, come bar hopping with me. It'll be...fun.

[Get ready for the text wave, each one of these sentences sent as a separate text because Charles really is just that awful of a human being.]

hi hans!!!!!! it's charles we spoke on the network before! idk if you remember me?!?!?! lol point is how much money will it take for you to help me give my bff the best christmas gift of all time????

Up for a pre-holiday heist?

[It's perhaps moot, considering it's been weeks and Hans himself hasn't reached out either, but still, somehow, Maxwell's breeding won't let him leave the silence. So, despite thinking he can already predict the response, the text finally comes.]

I am still alive, in case you were wondering, and have returned for the time being.

Edited 2018-01-08 12:22 (UTC)

got a buyer 4 u

ring when u can

Been to the ImPort Containment Center, have you?

Sometime toward the end of August, Hans will find an elegantly arranged gift basket hand-delivered to him by courier. Within is a tasteful array of artisan snacks and candies; a fine bottle of wine or liquor, or perhaps some gourmet coffee instead; a piece of handcrafted jewelry or small piece of art; and a black leather envelope clutch containing vouchers for various high end restaurants, theaters, entertainment venues, and spas around Maurtia Falls. In fact, everything down to the very basket itself seem to have been manufactured in Maurtia Falls.

A handwritten card accompanies the gifts. It reads:

"Maurtia Falls deserves to be celebrated for the incredible achievements it is already home to. If you believe that imPorts should play our part in elevating one of our Porter cities beyond its reputation, then Logan Delos is the ambassadorial candidate most deserving of your vote."

It's finished with Logan's scrawling signature, and contact information for his campaign, should anyone want to get in touch with him.

Mr. Gruber? I've been meaning to contact you for some time now. This is Raina.

Mr. Gruber,
You asked to be kept in the loop with regards to the results of my security consultations. Well, I have three lined up, none of which have occurred yet, but a fourth player attempted to join the game without learning the rules first. He was unsuccessful, sloppy, and more than a little rude. But I like his enthusiasm. Very quick on the draw, as it were.
1 & 0, me.
Yours,
O.C.Cobblepot

[A call comes in late at night. Say, 9pm. Business hours.]

Hello. Are you available?

Are you available this evening?

THIS COMMENT IS NOT REAL, I AM JUST SAVING EVERYONE FROM FUTURE SCROLLING

text; early 22nd

[text;]

text;

text; locked

Text

text message (via phone, not the network)

text; some time following his after hours talk with starr

courier;

audio;