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[exceptionalthief]

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A Letter

[shotgunsolutions]

Mr. Gruber,
You asked to be kept in the loop with regards to the results of my security consultations. Well, I have three lined up, none of which have occurred yet, but a fourth player attempted to join the game without learning the rules first. He was unsuccessful, sloppy, and more than a little rude. But I like his enthusiasm. Very quick on the draw, as it were.
1 & 0, me.
Yours,
O.C.Cobblepot

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[exceptionalthief]

[A letter, how quaint. He'll just reply via text, having moved on from the 80s.]

Congratulations on maintaining your existence uninterrupted.

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[shotgunsolutions]

Thank you!! I wasn't happy with him in general, but he could prove useful for other business. On the truly surprising side, I found out one of my so-called powers is more useful than it first appeared to be. If you're given a bulletproof shield, I really think they should make that clear a lot sooner instead of just naming it without further explaination. Rude.

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[exceptionalthief]

What more explanation do you need than 'bulletproof shield'?

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[shotgunsolutions]

If they'd called it 'bulletproof sheild' I wouldn't have needed further explanation. They didn't.

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[exceptionalthief]

I'm almost afraid to ask what you're implying then with 'just naming it.' Are all the best bulletproof shields named Bob?

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[shotgunsolutions]

In this case the power was listed as 'umbrella' and I woke up with one next to me that they insisted was mine, though I had never seen it before in my life. It's something of a mix between my old walking cane and an umbrella I had a couple years ago. Apparently, the canopy is a bulletproof shield.

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[exceptionalthief]

Ah, I see. Yes, that would've been nice to know in advance. Does it do anything else that you've found? That seems rather normal compared to some of these 'super' powers.

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[shotgunsolutions]

Only one thing, but that was to be expected as it mimics my cane in decoration. And it's hardly a superpower at that. I'm not really sure how to test it further but I will be trying.

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[exceptionalthief]

Perhaps the three assassination attempts you have lined up will provide some added incentive.